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113-Decibel Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

Here's something you don't see every day: an alarm clock that crushes your ear drums with 113 decibels of sound, coupled with 12-volt "bone crusher" bed shaker.

The alarm comes with an input that allows you to plug in your MP3 player to use your own tunes to scare you out of bed. Just load up your favorite Pantera tune, and you're off to the races.