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What a douchenozzle. I use my Gerber machete every weekend if not more often.
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I don't know if that comparison is really fair to douchenozzles.
I use a machete to trim my trees & shrubs. I have done this since living in Guyana.
I've been using one for shaving and beard trimming. It's no Schick, but it works well in a pinch.
I think you're joning but I really hope you're not.
"joking"
I wonder if this imbecile has ever visited the gardening tools aisle at the Home Depot?
I am cool with that. But if you try to ban the spork, then there will be problems.
They can have my spork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
The second amendment protects our right to arm ourselves with machetes.
i thought it protected our right to arm bears.
...with machetes.
Another analogy of our wonderful government. Machetes clear the corrupt weeds and dead foliage so the forest can thrive. Now why would we want that?!
These people are afraid of EVERYTHING.
If this peckerhe@d had his way (can I say peckerhe@d?) we would all be cutting our tofu steak with plastic knives.
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Nickolas 9 years, 1 month ago
What a douchenozzle. I use my Gerber machete every weekend if not more often.
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Chet_Manly 9 years, 1 month ago
I don't know if that comparison is really fair to douchenozzles.
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korny09 9 years, 1 month ago
I use a machete to trim my trees & shrubs. I have done this since living in Guyana.
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glen 9 years, 1 month ago
I've been using one for shaving and beard trimming. It's no Schick, but it works well in a pinch.
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Chet_Manly 9 years, 1 month ago
I think you're joning but I really hope you're not.
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Chet_Manly 9 years, 1 month ago
"joking"
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BenW 9 years, 1 month ago
I wonder if this imbecile has ever visited the gardening tools aisle at the Home Depot?
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korny09 9 years, 1 month ago
I am cool with that. But if you try to ban the spork, then there will be problems.
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Razorback 9 years, 1 month ago
They can have my spork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
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CharlesWGriswold 9 years, 1 month ago
The second amendment protects our right to arm ourselves with machetes.
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tinman97030 9 years, 1 month ago
i thought it protected our right to arm bears.
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emtay 9 years, 1 month ago
...with machetes.
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emtay 9 years, 1 month ago
Another analogy of our wonderful government. Machetes clear the corrupt weeds and dead foliage so the forest can thrive. Now why would we want that?!
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JakeLonergan 9 years, 1 month ago
These people are afraid of EVERYTHING.
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Todd73 9 years, 1 month ago
If this peckerhe@d had his way (can I say peckerhe@d?) we would all be cutting our tofu steak with plastic knives.
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