Worst Survival Kit Ever | Gentlemint Blog
Posted by glen from blog.gentlemint.com
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We get a lot of requests like these. Maybe we should start taking them seriously...
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Nickolas 7 years, 5 months ago
Oh my I have never witnessed such scam. How do they sell this?
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glen 7 years, 5 months ago
I'm not sure... I'm guessing they can produce it so cheaply that they just have to get a few sales to make it profitable.
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Razorback 7 years, 5 months ago
"I hope you are well on this best of days. We are survival company from Kentucky that specialize in amazing. Our product offer 32 saving-life features, and made from only the finest organic and labor-free sources."
Yep, that is definitely Kentucky dialect. I don't know why anyone would be cautious of that grammatical wizardry.
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glen 7 years, 5 months ago
Now, I was just paraphrasing, but it's pretty much par for the course for the emails that we see.
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Razorback 7 years, 5 months ago
Regardless, I think we should all begin referring to you as Finest Glen.
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glen 7 years, 5 months ago
I've been called worse! ;)
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brian 7 years, 5 months ago
That's how I address him every day.
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MarkBlemish 7 years, 5 months ago
That saying, die young and leave a pretty corpse. That explains the comb.
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glen 7 years, 5 months ago
Ah ha! That's why. Good call.
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rsktkr 7 years, 5 months ago
Wait a minute.....that red case is not just any small, simple red case. I am sure it would serve very well as some sort of emergency boat at the very least. Too bad this guy didn't think of it. I know there wasn't any water around but still.
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glen 7 years, 5 months ago
Exactly! Or a replacement shoe.
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