No Unicorns Were Harmed In The Making Of This Lip Balm We know what you’re thinking. ANOTHER unicorn fart flavored item? ENOUGH already. Well, what can you do? When something’s delicious, it catches on. Supply and demand, kids. This Unicorn Farts Lip Balm ($4.00) tastes exactly as you’d expect—like spearmint and pink cotton candy (aka unicorn farts).