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So you know that feeling you get when you’re scoping out the offerings at a sick auto show, flipping through an issue of Hammacher Schlemmer or receiving a generous second helping of bacon? Yeah, we’re with you. It’s the simple reason we started MonkeyBait. This is your chance to grab a microbeer, cozy up in your favorite chair while we serve you up the stuff that makes a dude’s heart race. So whether you’re looking for a new watch, some sweet art, an upgrade to your wardrobe or the latest gadget, we’ve got you covered.
You’re welcome.
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REMINGTON XM2010 M24 | Monkeybait.com
Just in is the FIRST COMMERCIALLY available Remington XM2010 M24 rifle for sale. It is chambered in .300 Win Mag and includes everything shown. This entire set up comes in a coyote tan soft case inside of the Pelican hard case. Even the scope and your cleaning kit come with ...
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BMW M135I | MonkeyBait.com
Not content to let its coupe-y siblings have all the M-Powered fun, the new BMW M135i packs some serious power into a compact hatchback package. Available in three- and five-door versions, the M135i is powered by a 320 hp straight-six TwinPower Turbo engine, a host of high-tech safety features like ...
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MUSUBO RIPPLE CASE | MonkeyBait.com
The soft-touch Musubo case for iPhone 4 & 4S looks a bit reptilian. Especially in the green colors. If you’re not down with the lizard look, there are 5 other shades to choose from.
GET IT – $30
http://monkeybait.com/2012/05/14/musubo-ripple-case/
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SHOT GLASS GREETING CARD | MonkeyBait.com
Men agree, there’s no better gift than a bottle of booze. But in the excitement of receiving such a thoughtful present, must you immediately cave to the pressure and hit it straight off the bottle? Not if you also get this card. It contains an easy-to-fold, pop-out origami shot ...
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25 THINGS EVERY GUY SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO | MonkeyBait.com
(article from Popular Mechanics)
As Glenn Reynolds writes in his new PM column, traditional knowledge of how to build and fix ordinary things—around the house and in a jam—might be on the decline. With our lives becoming more driven by technology, blue-collar labor has been replaced with more ...
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ICE CORE BEER PITCHER | MonkeyBait
We like beer. Beer is good. But the last beer from the pitcher is always the worst. Warm and stanky. But, if you get this Ice Core pitcher, the last beer won’t just be cold and crisp, it will whet your whistle for the inevitable refill.
GET IT – $18 ...
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DEVON THREAD 2 | MonkeyBait
Devon follows up the Tread 1 with a new timepiece that’s just as bold and much more efficient. The Tread 2 utilizes the same beautifully complex “Time Belt” system of the original watch which is now powered by a “Hybrid” movement that brings together mechanical components and a lithium ...
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BLADE LIGHT | MonkeyBait
I’ve carried SOG knives for years and next to my Benchmade it’s one of my favorites. I’m like most guys, a pocket knife is an essential everyday item, but if you’re in the dark without a flashlight, it won’t do you much good — unless it ...
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KOLM ENGINES’ IL200 R/C AIRPLANE ENGINE | MonkeyBait
Lest you think Radio Control Aircraft are toys…feast your eyes on this engine from Kolm in Germany. Still in prototype stages, the IL200 is a 3 cylinder, 200cc, four stroke powerhouse designed for large scale, high speed racers and warbirds.
It’ll cost north of $5000 when production begins ...
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SMART DOT LASER POINTER | MonkeyBait
Think of the fun you can have in the Monday meeting with a laser pointer controlled by your iPhone. Plug the Smart Dot unit into your headphone jack, download the free app, and boom, you’re instantly putting a red dot on the bosses bald spot. And if you actually ...
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SUREFIRE UDR DOMINATOR | MonkeyBait
SureFire’s UDR Dominator isn’t just a flashlight, its a 2,000 lumen mini-lighthouse that can fit in your hand. Basically you’re holding the freaking sun! The UDR touts an 11 setting selector ring to adjust the brightness from 10 to 2000 lumens and also uses a rechargeable ...
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CARABINER KEY | MonkeyBait
The Carabiner Key blank can link independently to keyrings, keychains, belt loops and shoelaces. Have key cut at your local hardware store or lock shop to match your key and fit your lock.
GET IT – $TBA
http://monkeybait.com/2012/04/24/carabiner-key/
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1928 WINDHOFF | MonkeyBait
Bonhams’ high-profile auctions usually throw up some surprises. But few are as big as this one. Most vintage motorcycles worth more than $100,000 are pretty well known, but have you ever heard of the German brand Windhoff? Me neither. Yet this restored 1928 example, fresh from a private museum ...
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LAMBORGHINI URUS | MonkeyBait
Need a vehicle that will fit the entire family inside, and still leave the average sports car in the dust? The Lamborghini Urus – an SUV to be unveiled at the Beijing Motor Show in a few days – is it.
While the official details are still under wraps, reports say the ...
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ETERNA ADVENTIC | MonkeyBait
The Eterna Adventic is the first Eterna that incorporates their in-house calibre 3843, which features a Spherodrive mechanism for enhanced durability. The circular 44mm case in 18kt rosé gold is limited to just 50 pieces. The Adventic undoubtedly radiates quiet elegance, but a subtle feminine charm encompasses this pretty huge ...
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KEL-TEC KSG TACTICAL PUMP SHOTGUN | MonkeyBait
Because those damn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves you’re gonna need some real stopping power to make mince meat of their skinny butts. Enter the 14+1 capacity KSG tactical pump shotgun. This baby sports of front tactical site, EOTech mangnifier behind an EOTech Zombie Stopper holosight ...
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THE BOTTLE WRENCH OPENER | MonkeyBait
Did we mention that our favorite color is chrome and that instead of a baby rattel our parents stuck Snap-on tools in our little hands at birth? All true. That’s why this little beauty makes our chest sprout forth with dense hair while we offer up guttural growls. All ...
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DOUBLEBACK VAN | MonkeyBait
Why pull a camper behind you or drive an oversized motorhome when all you really need to drive is a van? Based on the VW Transporter, the Doubleback Van is a deceptively large recreational vehicle, powered by VW’s 2.0 TDI engine, and featuring an electric slide-out rear pod ...
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BELL & ROSS MILITARY CERAMIC WATCH | MonkeyBait
Not all high-end watches have to look boardroom ready. The Bell & Ross Military Ceramic Watch features a self-winding movement, a power reserve of 40 hours, and high-precision adjustment in four positions — all high-end features — but adds a bush-ready matte khaki ceramic case, rubber and heavy-duty synthetic fabric straps, a matte ...
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DOUBLETAP TACTICAL POCKET PISTOL | MonkeyBait
You don’t need a holster to pack two barrels of power with the DoubleTap Tactical Pocket Pistol. Available in aluminum or titanium, and with or without a ported design, this double-barreled firearm measures just 5.5″ x 3.9″ x 0.665″, and features a spot for spare rounds ...
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THE IPHONE BOOM MIC | MonkeyBait
Do you frequently find yourself watching the videos you’ve recorded on your iPhone and wishing you had better, higher quality sound to suck you back into the moment? Do you mind a mildly-obtrusive boom mic sticking out from your iPhone when you record your “home movies?” The iPhone Boom ...
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THE IPHONE BOOM MIC | MonkeyBait
Do you frequently find yourself watching the videos you’ve recorded on your iPhone and wishing you had better, higher quality sound to suck you back into the moment? Do you mind a mildly-obtrusive boom mic sticking out from your iPhone when you record your “home movies?” The iPhone Boom ...
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ADIDAS CHIMACOOL SEDUCTION RUNNING SHOES | MonkeyBait
Adidas has no problem at all designing world-class athletic shoes. This new Climacool runner is a great example of their advances in ultra-lightweight and comfort engineering. With an all mesh upper it’s cool, with its AdiWear outsole it’s durable. But the name… Seduction? Really? Guys, are you feeling ...
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TEPUI ROOF TOP TENTS | MonkeyBait
Now that summer’s just around the bend, it’s time to start thinking about making the most of your weekends again. But, if your idea of car camping is heading for the nearest KOA with a Honda Civic jammed full of Sports Authority clearance rack tents, it might just ...
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GUITAR PICK PUNCH | MonkeyBait
Every guy picks up a guitar for the first time with the sole purpose of getting girls. It starts in a dorm room somewhere, as you awkwardly try to make your way through Stairway to Heaven, and, for those with enough determination, it ends on a huge stage with scores ...
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CARBON FIBER DAGGERS | MonkeyBait
These knives are made entirely of carbon fiber. That means they’re super lightweight, each of the three models weighing in at less than one ounce. The thing is, carbon fiber isn’t something that holds a sharp blade. Carbon Fiber Gear offers these knives not for cutting but rather ...
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ROLEX DEEPSEA CHALLENGE | MonkeyBait
Rolex’s DEEPSEA Challenge Watch features water resistance down to 12,000 meteres/39,370 ft! For James Cameron’s exploration of the deepest part of the world’s ocean in his Deepsea Challenger submarine.
“51.4mm stainless steel case (28.5mm thick), 5.3mm screw down, grade 5 titanium ...
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WILTON BASH SLEDGE HAMMER | MonkeyBait
If you think like us, breaking your sledgehammer on the job should earn you a bottle of whiskey and the rest of the day off. But it doesn’t. All it does is send you out for a new handle or a whole new hammer. This line of guaranteed indestructible ...
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INTOXICASE | MonkeyBait
When prying open beers with the corner edge of your iPhone you risk cracking the glass. But not any more. The Intoxicase is a polycarbonate case for your iPhone 4/4s with a built-in onboard bottle opener. The upgraded Intoxicase Plus offers a slick fold-out opener and both come with ...
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CINESQUID CAMERA MOUNT | MonkeyBait
This tripod sucks, that’s why it’s awesome. It’s got the flexibility of Gorilla pod legs with the addition of suction cup feet. Your camera or phone mounts to the BallHead X for getting the ultimate angle when shooting from a moving car, a window, a boat, & anywhere ...
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1984 BEAUTY | MonkeyBait
Above is an original 1984 Macintosh in it’s original box on eBay. Get it before it become obsolete.
BUY NOW – $3,500
http://monkeybait.com/2012/04/02/1984-beauty/
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MARSHALL FRIDGE | MonkeyBait
Combining two things men love into one awesome product has always been a recipe for success. Putting bacon on pizza (or just about anything else, really). The creation of the spork. Swiss Army Knives. Watches made out of wood. And now, this Marshall Fridge. It’s a man-cave (or dorm ...
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CUPA-ROCKS | MonkeyBait
We’re kind of purists when it comes to the liquor we imbibe. Adding water to a quality whiskey is as close to sacrilege as you can get in our minds (for the record, water backs are fine). When someone told us that adding oxygen opened up the flavor like ...
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VEE DUB WHIP (LAYTON, UTAH) | MonkeyBait
Snapped this beauty when I was out and about the other day.
http://monkeybait.com/2012/04/02/vee-dub-whip-layton-utah/
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KIWI ANATOMY | MonkeyBait
Kiwi Anatomy
by William McDonald
ART PRINT / MINI (8″ X 8″)
$19.99
Fine art print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using an advanced digital dry ink method to ensure vibrant image quality. Custom trimmed with 1″ border for framing ...
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GARMIN APPROACH S3 | MonkeyBait
We’ve seen several GPS-enabled golfing assistants, but the trouble with those is often simply remembering to bring them along. The Garmin Approach S3 alleviates this problem by taking the form of a touchscreen GPS watch, giving you handy access to data for over 27,000 courses worldwide — including distances ...
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2013 DODGE SRT VIPER | MonkeyBait
If you had any doubt from the recent onslaught of pro-Detroit commercials from both Dodge and Chrysler that the once-beleaguered automaker was back, the 2013 Dodge SRT Viper ($TBA) should be all the further proof you need. Available in SRT and SRT GTS variants, this fifth-generation racer will sport a ...
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