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Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Lock

If your house is anything like mine, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream doesn’t last long in our freezer. You can now stop this senseless madness by incorporating the Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Locking System. This unique locking system will put the brakes on ice cream thieves trying to steal a few spoons of your favorite pint of Ben & Jerry’s (Phish Food, of course).

Just like I would never joke about ice cream, this lock is no joke. It’s similar to a bike lock, with a 3-digit locking combination, except it fits perfectly over the lid of the pint. The lock should keep even the most motivated ice cream nibblers away from your precious Ben & Jerry’s pints.