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It’s a well-known fact that men think about sex once every seven seconds. A lesser-known (but equally important) fact is that men think about meat every twelve seconds. How does the carnivorous, modern day deal with such an affliction? Grab a pocketful of flank steak and never go anywhere without the Carson Portable Rotisserie Grill ($500). It’s the perfect, easy to use grill for any time, any place. This lightweight metal case comes equipped with a removable charcoal pan, rechargeable battery, and wall plug adaptor. Pop it open and BAM! you can roast up to seven rotating skewers at a time. Just don’t forget your Royal VBK Apron, and for the love of god, try not to drip any BBQ sauce on your Masterminds.