It’s no secret that you’ve shot a few doors down in your day; patience has never been your strong suit (and those Russian mafia goons weren’t going to come out on their own). You’ve since traded in your hand gun, but every once in awhile, you find yourself missing the feeling of a cold 9mm in your hand. You can scratch your firearm itch with Hand Gun Door Knobs. Instead of turning a run-of-the-mill doorknob, you can pull the trigger of a 9mm Makarov pistol to open the doors in your house. Available in metal, black, gold, or silver finishes, the Bang-Bang handle was designed by Nikita Kovalev as a tribute to the Russian armed forces and law enforcement (ironic? We think not). We pity the guy who peers through a keyhole in your door.