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I went to a bar once that was in a converted early 1900s church. It was a dance club. I began to question a lot about my life.

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  • elancaster65

    elancaster65 2 months, 1 week ago

    Sunday needs a pick-me-up?
    Here's your chance
    Do you get tired of the same old square dance?

    Allemande right now
    All join hands
    Do-si-do to the promised boogieland

    Got no need for altar calls
    Sold the altar for the mirror balls
    Do you shuffle? Do you twist?
    'Cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say

    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year
    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear

    Mickey does the two-step
    One, Two, Swing
    All the little church mice doing their thing

    Boppin' in the belltower
    Rumba to the right
    Knock knock, who's there? Get me out of this limelight

    So, you want to defect?
    Officer, what did you expect?
    Got no rhythm, got no dough
    He said, "Listen, Bozo, don't you know"

    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week
    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic

    Sell your holy habitats
    This ship's been deserted by sinking rats
    The exclusive place to go
    It's where the pious pogo, don't you know

    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year
    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear

    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week
    This disco used to be a cute cathedral
    But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic

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  • elancaster65

    elancaster65 2 months, 1 week ago

    Wherever you find 4 Episcopalians you'll find a fifth.

    But really, it WAS a Presby church. Where do you think all these hip, millennials flock to in order to drink beer, grow beards, smoke pipes and pontificate on Free Will vs. Predestination as if they just made it all up?

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    • Chet_Manly

      Chet_Manly 2 months, 1 week ago

      Hahahahaha. That's the first time I've heard that one, and I had to read it twice.

      I was always told that you should never invite only one baptist on fishing trip as they'd drink all your beer. Invite two and you'll have all the beer to yourself. (But that's not as topical.)

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      • elancaster65

        elancaster65 2 months, 1 week ago

        Why do Baptists recognize each other at the grocery store but not at the liquor store???

        Why don't Baptists dance? Because someone might think they're having sex.

        Relax...I'm a recovering Baptist who swore he'd never again attend another Baptist church. Now I'm a covenant member of a...wait for it...Southern Baptist church...in Texas. Man plans, God laughs...

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