Zombie Blast Energy Shots- 12 Pack

•Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin
•No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot.
•Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle!

What Your Style of Eggs Say About You

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The Bacon Song

easily the greatest song ever written

Bacon and guns

Careful with the bacon grease!

"The Office" Nail Polish

i know nail polish is not manly, but if you like "The Office" then you'll appreciate this.

Eight Content Marketing Lessons From a Zombie Apocalypse Guide

zombies and marketing??

Zombie Proof Home

i'll find this when the time is right. i've already got my tactical team put together.

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com

i'm actually looking forward to the Zombpocalypse

and that's how computers are made...

The Expanded Beard Type Chart | Jon Dyer's Blog

i'm going to try the Hulihee.

Chocolate Chip and Candied Bacon Pancakes with Nutella Maple Syrup

...mmm...candied bacon...

Gaze upon the zombie insanity of The Walking Dead Season 3 trailer

this is quite possibly the coolest show on television.

Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities

this segment is hilarious.

All Words That Start With - Bro -

My "bros" and I use these only in jest... pretty toolish but also hilarious.

11 Product Names That Mean Unfortunate Things in Other Languages - Mental Floss

most of these are simply hilarious.

Watch a Watermelon Implode from the Pressure of 500 Rubber Bands (video)

...nerdy-geeky fun!...

Its a Dads Life, Tom Selleck Warm Face Cover (via Fancy)

thumbs up for anything Tom Selleck

Growing a beard - Spurgeon (Visual Quote) // MissionalWear.com

Spurgeon: So right on So many things.

I Don't Run

i personally do run, a lot. But i thought this was hilarious.

20 Mustaches That Changed History

When Mustaches Make A Difference | Ufunk.net

Mustaches make a difference. #manstuff #manliness #mustache #beards

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

i have these. people love to comment when i wear them.

Beer iPhone Case

I like beer. I don't know if this is better than my R2-D2 case though.

How Beer Saved the World

How Beer Saved the World | Watch Free Movie Online

Women Controler

mean, but funny.

6 Awesome Ways to Drink Beer

i prefer the "drink" option

A Man Is Punctual: The Importance of Being on Time | The Art of Manliness

i'm never late... except when i want to be.

Bacon Lip Balm

taste bacon whenever you want. and let your girlfriend taste it too...