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Over at Buzzfeed, John Ekdahl has a must-read article up about "14 Principled Anti-War Celebrities We Fear May Have Been Kidnapped." Where, he asks, are the Sheryl Crows, Bruce Springsteens, Sean Penns, George Clooneys, Janeane Garofalo, and Barbra Streisands of the world who were never shy about voicing super-patriotic dissent against Bushitler's war machine? Here's a snippet: "Our government is yet again marching us towards a war of choice in the Middle East and our non-partisan, peace-loving celebrities have gone missing since late 2008. We fear the worst....The only explanation for their continued silence must be a large, organized kidnapping. To whoever is responsible for their disappearance, please post pictures of them holding a recent newspaper so we know they’re okay."

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  • JakeLonergan

    JakeLonergan 6 years, 5 months ago

    That's HILARIOUS! When "their" guy does it, it's OK. When the "other" guy does it, it's eee-vil. Now I see how this works.

    BTW, I'm not certain any of these people are capable of forming a principle. They're celebrities, not great thinkers.

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  • mhes

    mhes 6 years, 5 months ago

    Yes, this confirms the liberal celebrities are a bunch of “sheepel”. They blindly follow their Messiah, Obama. They can’t speak for themselves; they need a script to be able to function.

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  • Filadog

    Filadog 6 years, 5 months ago

    They are actors. Professional liars who get paid millions and millions to temporarily live out a fictitious life. If an intelligent thought were to pass through the average celebrity brain, it would die from the loneliness and lack of oxygen.

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