You're forgetting amphibians and if were going to go slippery mollusks. I can see it now, "and Susan, will you take slug to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and too hold from this day forward or until someone spills the salt..." Slug Act 426ubj
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MarkBlemish 10 years, 4 months ago
and they should drive, but not regular cars, they'd have to drive those stupid little smart cars, it'd all be part of the Chimp Act 32abd.
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High_Binder 10 years, 4 months ago
So if we allow chimps to be legal "persons" does that mean we can marry them?
Why stop at chimps? Why not Horses, and birds?
Slippery slope!
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MarkBlemish 10 years, 4 months ago
You're forgetting amphibians and if were going to go slippery mollusks. I can see it now, "and Susan, will you take slug to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and too hold from this day forward or until someone spills the salt..." Slug Act 426ubj
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Ebaker 10 years, 4 months ago
Yet, unborn humans are often not afforded the same rights...
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Chet_Manly 10 years, 4 months ago
I am certain that if these primates could be gauranteed to vote in a specific manner we will see a push for their "rights" to be granted.
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