Funny and incredibly accurate. Also, this is not country music, it is pop music being billed as country. True country is still out there but you have to dig for it.
"Brian Kelley and Tyler Hubbard have their own language, partial to the most grammatically-challenged and stupefying vocabulary lurking in the dankest sewers of the English dialect, but not residing firmly in any specific one of them so no truly proper translation can be obtained. It’s like Pig Latin for douchewads—understood by them and them only. And only with the perfect deficiency of brain cells will their concoction of Ebonics, metrosexual douche speak, and stagnant gene pool rural jargon become anything resembling coherent to the human ear."
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Cobrapilot 9 years, 5 months ago
That was hysterical. The comments were funny as well.
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Razorback 9 years, 5 months ago
Funny and incredibly accurate. Also, this is not country music, it is pop music being billed as country. True country is still out there but you have to dig for it.
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athens 9 years, 5 months ago
you have to read this article. I was almost in tears it was so funny and sadly 'true'.
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/florida-georgia-lines-anything-goes-is-the-worst-album-in-the-history-of-country-music
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Razorback 9 years, 5 months ago
Holy crap, that is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
"Brian Kelley and Tyler Hubbard have their own language, partial to the most grammatically-challenged and stupefying vocabulary lurking in the dankest sewers of the English dialect, but not residing firmly in any specific one of them so no truly proper translation can be obtained. It’s like Pig Latin for douchewads—understood by them and them only. And only with the perfect deficiency of brain cells will their concoction of Ebonics, metrosexual douche speak, and stagnant gene pool rural jargon become anything resembling coherent to the human ear."
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