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So either global warming is so bad on Earth that it is spreading to Mars, it is an odd coincidence that Earth and Mars are both warming at the same time, or perhaps solar activity may be warming both planets. Right?

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  • Chet_Manly

    Chet_Manly 2 years, 6 months ago

    Mars clearly hasn't redistributed enough wealth to solve martian warming so....move along, nothing to see here.

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    • ahnyerkeester

      ahnyerkeester 2 years, 6 months ago

      And with that, comments are closed on this post. Chet has clearly nailed exactly what the problem and solution are: Mars is not socialist enough.

      Thank you ladies and gentlemen and goodnight.

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    • ahnyerkeester

      ahnyerkeester 2 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah, yeah, I said comments were closed but that isn't really a thing.

      Just occurred to me that we have an obligation to send Bernie Sanders to Mars to save the planet and there's no time to spare!

      Still working on an excuse to ship Clinton and Trump there. Give me a few minutes...

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      • Chet_Manly

        Chet_Manly 2 years, 6 months ago

        You come up with a reason to ship those three, let's throw in a few more members of both parties and then select at random 10 members of this community to govern in their absence.

        I believe a group of gentlemen from here could solve most problems and cost less in the long run.

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