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From a biological standpoint, I don't understand what is happening with his muscle structure. I see a shaped bulk that seems to have no muscle fiber or definition to it. Very strange indeed.
Flabatar the Last Barbender
Let me correct myself. "Barbender" isn't appropriate because from all I've seen, this goof ball only has still pictures and absolutely no video of him actually lifting anything of significance. There was an article the says he "can lift up to 175 kilos (386 lbs)". Doesn't say what lift, but a 386 lb squat or deadlift is female Crossfit weight. Certainly nothing to brag about unless you're a female. The article is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656198/The-incredible-Iranian-Hulk-24-stone-near-solid-muscle.html
I think dubbing him the Iranian Bulk would be more fitting since "Hulk" implies strength and if he actually had any strength, it would be documented. Just as "The Hulk" was created in a lab, so was this guy's physique
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