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"If I’m going to be in the paper, I’d at least like them to say I actually made it, even though I got in trouble and everything. I gotta pay fines and stuff. But I don’t want it to sound like I didn’t make it, because then my buddies are going to say 'ha, ha, you didn’t make it.' Because that was the whole thing, to show them I could do it."


  • Chet_Manly

    Chet_Manly 3 years, 1 month ago

    I respect those priorities very much!

    And it all would have been fine if the nosey neighbor hadn't called the cops. Let nature take its course. Failure doesn't need to procreate.

    Holy overkill punishments, Batman!