ok, has it come to this? i'm afraid so. i'm now advocating licensing for beards. you'd have to apply to be issued a permit to grow one. this "dude' would be denied on multiple grounds and the integrity and manliness of beardliness would be thereby protected against this kind of egregious affront.
ha! scott, that's hilarious. although peter and my motivations are at odds, it just goes to show once again how rare an original thought is. man, this would have lost me big money in a bar bet.
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buford.tannen 12 years, 1 month ago
Yeesh!
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archer 12 years, 1 month ago
ok, has it come to this? i'm afraid so. i'm now advocating licensing for beards. you'd have to apply to be issued a permit to grow one. this "dude' would be denied on multiple grounds and the integrity and manliness of beardliness would be thereby protected against this kind of egregious affront.
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kstonehart 12 years, 1 month ago
this guy should be beaten with that belt .... with the buckle side.
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Perry.FostersBBQ 12 years, 1 month ago
What the hell is that? I'm almost to the point I don't want any facial hair as not to have anything in common with these degenerates
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srw651 12 years, 1 month ago
@archer Agreed. We can take a page out of Peter I of Russia's book: http://mcbrideandgroom.clarksrule.com/2008/03/21/license-to-beard/
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archer 12 years, 1 month ago
ha! scott, that's hilarious. although peter and my motivations are at odds, it just goes to show once again how rare an original thought is. man, this would have lost me big money in a bar bet.
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