On the lam for 7 months and finally beaten up by monkeys
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Sentencing judge: "What I know is that by daybreak all the monkeys were distressed, two of them were injured, and you had a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle, and bruises on your back."
What sweet irony for a guy accused of multiple assaults.
Oh come on. Like, who hasn't done this?
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