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Many a time while dining I have lamented the lack of historical data on my potential chicken dinner. What was its name? Who were its friends? What did it do for fun?

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  • elancaster65

    elancaster65 3 months, 3 weeks ago

    As Rush Limbaugh once said, "It is a sign of a loving God that animals are stupid." in reference to the way people put their food on a pedestal before eating it.

    Frankly, I don't care. I'm going to gut it, pluck it, brine it, slather it, season it and then smoke its juicy legs, thighs, wings and breasts on my Trager for a couple of hours then devour with a side of potatoes, corn, green beans, garden salad and top it off with a nice bowl of vanilla bean ice cream.

    The way God intended.

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