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Jon's view of a great brewery's latest creation. (Great brewery that missed on this one.)

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  • glen

    glen 9 years, 4 months ago

    "This was like a witch doctor taking bacon that had been smoked for 312 hours, putting a devil’s curse on it, wrapping it tightly around the shovel, adding a little liquid smoke for good measure, then emptying an entire container of Dollar General syrup over the shovel. Afterward, he gives the shovel to his 325 lb cousin Brutus who then swings that shovel and hits you square in the mouth. BAM! You fall straight back and are suddenly overcome with pain, a sudden need to retch from too much smoke and too much sweetness. "

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