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I'M ORDERING MINE NOW BEFORE THE SUMMER RUSH HITS!!! They'll go great with my black socks and sandals. Can't wait to hit the beach with my metal detector. Whoo yah!

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  • Razorback

    Razorback 4 years, 2 months ago

    I was at a street fair in my hometown a few months back and one stand was selling crochet clothing. The guy operating it was wearing a crochet onesie. It was terrifying.

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    • ahnyerkeester

      ahnyerkeester 4 years, 2 months ago

      Look. We tried this stuff in the '70s and it didn't work. If you want a throw-back style, try powdered wigs or doublets. They don't look as goofy.

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      • JakeLonergan

        JakeLonergan 4 years, 2 months ago

        My mom made that exact brown/yellow/tan pattern in a very uncomfortable and scratchy throw blanket for me about 40 years ago. For those reasons, I'm out.

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